WHAT’S HAPPENIN’ SPACE CAPTAIN?
Well you’ve finally found it. The end to your galaxies-long search for the longest-lasting, best-for-you, greatest-tasting coffee thing in all the universe!
Metabrew isn’t a liquid comet’s tail or a unicorn’s horn made into a drink, NO! It’s cold-brewed, single-origin Nicaraguan coffee blended up with organic raw cashew butter, MCT Oil, and organic raw superfoods from all over planet earth like Baobab, Carob and a dash of Yacon syrup.
By taking caffeine and emulsifying it with healthy oils, Metabrew keeps you going and going and going longer than it takes Pluto to go round the sun, and with only about as much caffeine as grandma's tea. We don’t add any sugar, or anything fishy like Soy Lecithin or Citric Acid to our brew because we’re here to keep you rolling not slow you down.
That’s about it, brew-stronaut, if you’ve got any questions, DM us on instagram, or send a Facebook message, we’re super friendly, otherwise, give it a try! You’ll feel like you’re walking on the moon, we guarantee it!
About the company
Unique. That’s the word most people end up using when trying Metabrew for the first time. Then maybe...Tasty. Refreshing. Delicious. We hear, “Ohhhhh, that’s good.” Sometimes “A little too different.” But, to be fair, it’s not everyday that you get to try something that apparently has coffee or tea in it, but also nut-butter? and some weird coconut oil thing? and various roots that sound the same backward as they do forward? Read More
Company: Metamenu LLC.
Slogan: Less Caffeine. Better Energy
Packaging: 11 fl oz (325 ml)
Claims: No caffeine. No B.S., Paleo, Vegan
Variants: View Range Here
Where to Buy: Buy Online