POWER BACON deodorant is designed specifically for those with active lifestyles – or people who just sweat like pigs.
Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.
Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.
About the Company
We’re Justin and Dave, and this is our improbable bacon-flavored story.
Who are we? We’re just two regular guys who won money on America’s Funniest Home Videos® and used it to launch our first product, Bacon Salt®. That’s right, salt that makes everything taste like bacon. America. Bacon. For The Win.
It all started with our dream to make everything taste like bacon and the $5,000 that Dave’s 3 year old son won us on America’s Funniest Home Videos by hitting Dave in the face with a wiffle ball. As Justin is fond of saying, “Dave should get hit in the face more often.”
We soon realized that the worldwide demand for a bacon-flavored seasoning was more immense than we could have ever imagined. In just 5 days we sold all 6,000 jars of Bacon Salt we had to people in 15 countries and 25 states – from our website, out of a garage – without spending a dime on marketing or advertising.
The innovation didn’t stop there. There were more food products we thought could taste like bacon: BaconPOP microwave popcorn, Baconnaise, Bacon Ranch Dressing and Dip Mix and Bacon Croutons. Then came the novelty products – Bacon Lip Balm, bacon-flavored Mmmvelopes, Bacon Shaving Cream, and more. We did some really crazy bacon-related events and stunts, like Baconnaise Wrestling (never again) and launching bacon into space (our greatest failure). Our tagline was “Everything should taste like bacon.” We were living the bacon-flavored American dream!
Today, we’re the World Leaders in Delicious. You can find our products – not just bacon-flavored! – at big-name retailers like Kroger, Walmart, Costco, Cost Plus and more. You might even come across some J&D’s products at your local Tesco in the UK or other international retailers.
Slogan: Meaty Fresh
Category: Personal Care, Deodorant
Claims: 24 Hour Bacon Scent
Price: $9.99 USD
Where to Buy: Direct on Website